Post Movie quotes

[olbriar]

A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.

 

[lunatic59]

I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space.

 

[olbriar]

If you build it, he will come.

 

[no one]

Give us the gate key.
I have no gate key.
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Oh, you mean this gate key.

 

[olbriar]

What Do You Mean, An African Or European Swallow?

 

[no one]

No, Atouk zug-zug Lana.

 

[olbriar]

You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.

 

[no one]

Dave's not here.

 

[olbriar]

Here's Johnny!

 

[no one]

No disassemble!

 

[lunatic59]

Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

 

[no one]

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

 

[olbriar]

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

 

[no one]

Is that you John Wayne?
Is this me?

 

[olbriar]

A sailor without his own ship was like a hermit crab without a shell.

 

[lunatic59]

Smite me oh mighty smiter.

 

[olbriar]

• Look, it’s really simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we’ll take off.
• How?
• We’ll drive home backward.

 

[Davdi]

"It's A Cyclops"
"But Its got two Eyes"
"Its a Bicyclops"

 

[olbriar]

Redrum

 

[no one]

Ok,.....so, she's a dog

 

[olbriar]

Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach, teach gym.

 

[Davdi]

Baby sister, I was born game, and I mean to go out that way.

 

[olbriar]

It's Alive!

 

[no one]

No Sir, I Didn't See You Playing With Your Dolls Again!

 

[olbriar]

Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't you think?