OK first,
Pics or it didn't happen.
And second, What is this "ek se" thing?
I do own two pairs of clogs, ya know?
Pics or it didn't happen.
And second, What is this "ek se" thing?
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Kaat72
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LOL. I won't show me-with-clogs
Ek se... yah... errrr... it's an Afrikaans saying, at the end of a sentence, to emphasize a statement.. Like...'I am telling ya' 'you know'
Litterally; something like 'I said'
Right, Stinky?
Yer speekin' my language there m'lady.
"You know" is exactly what we say in Minnesota, "Don-cha know?"
We also like to end our sentences in "then" when it is supposed to be a question,
"Oha, so yer goin' to tha store then?"
"You know" is exactly what we say in Minnesota, "Don-cha know?"
We also like to end our sentences in "then" when it is supposed to be a question,
"Oha, so yer goin' to tha store then?"
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Kaat72
Guest
Stinky's Afrikaans partially originates in my Dutch (16th century Dutch). Some words are equal. Like 'vriend' for 'friend'.
'Ek se' is added to AF vocabulary way back
'Ek se' is added to AF vocabulary way back
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Member243850
Guest
LOL. I won't show me-with-clogs
Ek se... yah... errrr... it's an Afrikaans saying, at the end of a sentence, to emphasize a statement.. Like...'I am telling ya' 'you know'
Litterally; something like 'I said'
Right, Stinky?
Not entirely!
xD
In fact I am copying what all the Indian "fellas" (LOL - they call each other this ALL the time! xD haha! I miss my home town Durban / Durbs - best place on the planet
... before... hell took over that is.. sigh 
).LOL those crazy awesome funny Indians in Durban have a GREAT sense of humor!
xD
LOL - I miss those guys like no tomorrow... EK SE.
LOL!!!Basically I am in a very clever but with appreciative humor of how awesome and funny those guys are in Durban.
I think you need to actually understand what I am talking about let me explain
. The 2nd biggest concentrated collection of Indians outside of India is in fact in South Africa!xD
LOL
Not only is it in SA but 1 city in particular.
My original home town Durban.
There are actually millions that live there we are a melting pot of the world lol.
xD
And BOY are they FUNNY!!!
xD
VERY cool and VERY funny guys!!!!
XD
LOLOLOL
And it is a funny joke or funny thing when they say (some not all but many many do lol! xD) at the end of almost EVERY sentence they say "ek se!" LOL.
And yes it is Afrikaans
But they sit there and say:
"Hey whitie! Whats up ek se?" LOL
It cracks me up!
HAHA
Looool I remember sitting in science class once upon a time and the science was trying to teach us science right?
And he says haha:
"Okay
So we have got a guy standing on a bridge over water sitting over here and he is 50m away from a boat that is 5m long and the boat is traveling at 30 m/s. He wants to drop off a package onto the boat.
How long must he wait to drop the package?"
And then a very naughty India guy (no names mentioned LOL) puts up his hand HAHA and then the asks the science teacher hehe:
"Sir!
What is in the package?
:-D"
haha that guy always running with the devil!
LOL
The science teacher was always really ticked off after the 10 millionth time of being harassed haha and says:
"HEY EINSTEIN - You are an ASS
- Get out the lab!"
XD
HAHAHAHAA
LOOOOL
haha!
Wooooow he got busted all the time!
XD
The science teacher hated his guts!
xD
bwhahahahaa!
OH my HAT we couldn't stop laughing at this funky monkey
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Member243850
Guest
So basically in short it comes from the Indian "fellas" from Durbs!
xD ... ek se
Lol I saw a heck of a lot of them say it all the time haha
By the way here is a selfie of me and my family
xD ... ek se
Lol I saw a heck of a lot of them say it all the time haha
By the way here is a selfie of me and my family
shmn
Android Enthusiast
Your photo really made me laugh...only because it looks more like you are on trial rather than part of the jury...although I don't know which would be worse.
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Member243850
Guest
xD
LOL
hahaha
So wait are you a judge or something?
xD
LOL you look like you really just think everyone is mad in the room anyway and you feel so like "okay okay some one has been a monkey and a loser in here... when is lunch?"
LOL
Lunatic... you WIN
xD
The don't need pants for the victory dance because Stinky is better than Smeagol!
loooool!
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Member243850
Guest
I went a bit eccentric today and after watching some cheesy weirdo Star Trek weirdos I decided to rip EarlyMonkey's favourite character - the one with the funny visor on his cranium so I was playing around with my headphones listening to running with devil!
VAN HALEN - you are king!
xD
LOL I was laughing my ass off my parents think I am crazy! (-:
Runnin with the Devil!
Wooohooo yeah!
xD
I tell you all about it!
>:-D
VAN HALEN - you are king!
xD
LOL I was laughing my ass off my parents think I am crazy!
(-:
Runnin with the Devil!
Wooohooo yeah!
xD
I tell you all about it!
>:-D
Judge, jury and executioner.
I had to do jury duty once, pervert scoutmaster trial that lasted over three weeks. I don't wish to do that again.
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Member243850
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Judge, jury and executioner.
I had to do jury duty once, pervert scoutmaster trial that lasted over three weeks. I don't wish to do that again.
Shaw that does not sound cool at all!
=-(
That sounds very bad.
But sadly the one teacher around my area (not my school but area) left his job because of some dodgy stuff but there was 0 proof that he did anything in fact there was proof he DIDN'T DO IT but there was so much conflict and ugliness he got angry and left the job he was disgusted.
I saw that story in the paper.
Very very very sad that.
He was disgusted and left to go somewhere else - sad.
I think the 1 kid was a serious problem and claimed he did something - a lot of insane behavior from this new "great generation".
I don't think that ever used to happen - maybe I am wrong?
Gone are the days when youngsters had to protect themselves from adults / teachers kind of like me - now it is the other way around!
Adults now have to protect themselves from KIDS.
INSANE
If you even SNEEZE or do anything these days YOU get into trouble for bugger all and nothing.
How messed up.
I saw the 1 teacher where I work got blamed for a kid failing but the loser kid always kept causing trouble in class for everyone else and they blamed the teacher but the kid do no work!?
Madness.
Just pathetic.
You can get blamed for anything these days it is so messed up even when you mean no harm.
I have already had problems at my work with allegations against me for nothing.
It is like this new world is delusional.
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Member243850
Guest
lol my bad you are right.
Sorry. :S
:-D
Well to right the wrongs of my great dorky-ness I took this photo while jauling it in the streets looking for pork chops:
In the UK now any job, even voluntary, involving minors you're very much assumed guilty unless you can prove otherwise(guilty until proven innocent). You must have a ten year Criminal Record Bureau check(CRB check). I've got a friend in the UK who's a piano tuner. But as his job sometimes takes him into schools, he's got to be CRB cleared. He tunes and mends pianos, he doesn't work with kids.
In the last five years, I've worked with kids in many parts of China, and not once has anyone made any formal inquiries about my background. Only thing i've had to do recently is make a signed statement, stating I've not been in trouble, and get a friend to countersign it.
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Member243850
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HAHAHA
xD
YOU have gotta check me out when I go to the hair dresser she is like "
So you again Wayne? "
(My hair grows very very faaaast lol and it is annoying to go to the hairdresser like almost every month lol and I would love to have loooong hair anyway! xD)
I look like COUSIN ITT from the Adams family when I come to get a hair cut!
I told her I look like cousin it from the Adams family but my family keeps screaming at me to go out and get 1 even though I really really like slightly over my ears and I like it a bit long it feels cool but my family outcasts me if I don't LOL she can see I do not want a hair cut and really love it and don't want the hair cut.
I would LOVE to have lived with he Addams family I would have fitted in there easy easy instead of "In The Army Now Sucker!"
xD
YOU have gotta check me out when I go to the hair dresser she is like "
So you again Wayne? "(My hair grows very very faaaast lol and it is annoying to go to the hairdresser like almost every month lol and I would love to have loooong hair anyway! xD)
I look like COUSIN ITT from the Adams family when I come to get a hair cut!
I told her I look like cousin it from the Adams family but my family keeps screaming at me to go out and get 1 even though I really really like slightly over my ears and I like it a bit long it feels cool but my family outcasts me if I don't LOL she can see I do not want a hair cut and really love it and don't want the hair cut.
I would LOVE to have lived with he Addams family I would have fitted in there easy easy instead of "In The Army Now Sucker!"
Revenant Ghost
Android Expert
I haven't been to a barber shop in at least three years. I trim my own hair and beard in order to save a little money. In return, I save about $15-$20 every two weeks.
I haven't been to a barber shop in at least three years. I trim my own hair and beard in order to save a little money. In return, I save about $15-$20 every two weeks.
I sometimes do my own, but find I sometimes miss bits occasionally that the barber will always get. Going to the barber here is equivalent of $2.
HAHAHA
xD
YOU have gotta check me out when I go to the hair dresser she is like "
(My hair grows very very faaaast lol and it is annoying to go to the hairdresser like almost every month lol and I would love to have loooong hair anyway! xD)
I look like COUSIN ITT from the Adams family when I come to get a hair cut!
I told her I look like cousin it from the Adams family but my family keeps screaming at me to go out and get 1 even though I really really like slightly over my ears and I like it a bit long it feels cool but my family outcasts me if I don't LOL she can see I do not want a hair cut and really love it and don't want the hair cut.
I would LOVE to have lived with he Addams family I would have fitted in there easy easy instead of "In The Army Now Sucker!"
^^^^ I wish. xD
I was always more the "Uncle Fester" of our family, ever since my late 20s.
On my head absolutely nothing grows on top, only at the sides and back and looks like crap.
Revenant Ghost
Android Expert
If I could find a good barber shop that cheap here, I'd definitely go there more often. And of course practice makes perfect when it comes to cutting your own hair. It also helps to have the right tools for the job to make it easier.
breadnatty08
pain rustique
Used to shave my head (not as clean as Mike's), but now my wife cuts it. Still the same price.
Used to shave my head (not as clean as Mike's), but now my wife cuts it. Still the same price.
Oh no ... that's much more expensive, you just haven't received the bill yet.
I haven't been to a barber shop in at least three years. I trim my own hair and beard in order to save a little money. In return, I save about $15-$20 every two weeks.
The last professional haircut I received was in 1969. If you wait long enough, the stuff falls out and needs no cutting.
Revenant Ghost
Android Expert
The last professional haircut I received was in 1969. If you wait long enough, the stuff falls out and needs no cutting.
Not quite true man. It's all about genetics. My dad still had a full head of hair even after going completely gray. And it looks like I'll follow suit.