Rain on my parade

[Yeahha]

But Im still gonna drink beer mow grass and watch basketball

Vzw just crapped out on me

 

[9to5cynic]

But you will be disappointed.


Tom Waits is awesome...

 

[karandpr]

But not chuck norris .

I am god .

 

[Yeahha]

But you don't exist

I have plenty of beer and don't have to work tomorrow

 

[karandpr]

But no one is playing rpg

the cake is a lie .

 

[Yeahha]

But the pie is real

My kids are asleep

 

[karandpr]

But you want to play with them

I have a magic lamp

 

[Yeahha]

But it distributes curry flavored cough drops

I have 2 hands

 

[karandpr]

but they are hairy

I am the class comedian,

 

[Yeahha]

But it wasn't hard being the 23 year old high school senior

I'm going to mow grass later

 

[karandpr]

lol. There is no grass to mow

I will plant grass after yeahha has mowed .

 

[Yeahha]

But I run you over on my scooter

I have the power to tell the past

 

[karandpr]

Which has no effect on present .

I will replace the gears of yeahha's scooter .

 

[Yeahha]

But it doesn't have gears

I am omnipotent

 

[karandpr]

but you have to ride to work anyway .

I have science .

 

[Yeahha]

But I do too

I don't believe in what science can't prove

 

[karandpr]

but you believe in pokemon

I have pics of yeahha in chaps .

 

[Yeahha]

But they are Photoshoped

I ignore autocorrect

 

[karandpr]

but now you post like "i jk nw brk tc "

I have proof that marc is an alien

 

[Yeahha]

But nobody cares

I unspammed the forums

 

[karandpr]

but you were ninjaed by me .

I used magic to wake up yeahha's kids .

 

[Yeahha]

But they are still asleep

I found out if you post after Early and summarize his long post you get a thanks

 

[karandpr]

Not early thinks you are a stalker

I know what you did last dinner .

 

[Yeahha]

But I haven't eaten dinner in weeks

I eat less an 1 meal a day on average

 

[karandpr]

but you are still 50 pounds overweight

I taught yeahha to fly a kite .