So many jokes to be made.....Appropriate delivery vehicle? Free, if doesn't arrive in 30 minutes or less? 3 foot radius, razor sharp slicing tool...... and the man who wields it? Delivery box re-purposed into a skate ramp? I might need a doggie-bag. It's only that extra half inch of diameter (they saw fit to mention), that makes it wretched excess!
Seriously, there is an area/perimeter problem here; Great feature of a traditional pizza pie is, each slice is a short story of its own, offers variety of "textures".....The great, tender first bite of the "goopy-melty" point, the reliable goodness of the middle portion, and the finish out at the crust, if just perfectly crisped. Yum.
Edit: Tragic headline today; Automobile accident victim perishes, Medi-Vac helicopter unable to free its self from cheese on pad.
