Speak only in questions

[jtc303]

What's wrong with philosophy?

 

[no one]

Is that the talk on a cereal box?

 

[EarlyMon]

Is religion the smile on a dog?

 

[no one]

Are you aware of the new Bohemians?

 

[Imnutsnj]

Aren't they friends with Edie Brickell?

 

[jtc303]

WhoTF is Edie Brickell??

 

[Imnutsnj]

Haven't you heard of Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians?

 

[jtc303]

Is that an African Rock group?

 

[no one]

Kenya not use Google to find out?

 

[EarlyMon]

Do you think it would help if we googled for him?

 

[no one]

How will he learn if we do everything for him?

 

[jtc303]

Why Google it myself when I can just make my minions do it?

 

[no one]

You smoke top quality stuff, don't you?

 

[jtc303]

Why smoke when I'm high on life?

 

[no one]

You actually expect me to believe that?

 

[EarlyMon]

Without knowing who Edie Brickell is, who could?

 

[jtc303]

Why would I care what you believe?

 

[EarlyMon]

How would you know what I believe?

 

[psionandy]

So Pinky... are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[EarlyMon]

Are we going to plan to take over the world?

 

[Kaat72]

Who needs a plan if we plan not to stick to it?

 

[no one]

If you plan not to stick to the plan, isn't that a plan in itself?

 

[Imnutsnj]

Which plan are you speaking of?

 

[EarlyMon]

I forget - do you plan a goal or set a goal for a plan?

 

[no one]

Why not do both?