Speak only in questions

[EarlyMon]

Is this Unix?

 

[paulbates]

Can we stand in the light of discovery and not act?

 

[EarlyMon]

So you want to hear every viewpoint?

 

[paulbates]

How do you know they're all female? Does someone go out in the park and pull up all the dinosaurs skirts?

 

[EarlyMon]

Well thank you but don't you think things are a little bit different then you and I had feared?

 

[paulbates]

Why is it pronounced dyna-saaur?

 

[EarlyMon]

Don't you know that when you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle?

 

[paulbates]

Fast for a biped?

 

[Unforgiven]

Is this a 2 person game?

 

[EarlyMon]

How can I help you officer?

(bonus points for the sci-fi movie reference lol)

 

[no one]

How many bonus points are we talking about?

 

[EarlyMon]

How about enough to buy a 6000 SUX?

 

[no one]

Would that be a dollar?

 

[EarlyMon]

Yep - any special message for all the kids watching at home?

 

[Unforgiven]

Should we tell them not to play with fire?

 

[EarlyMon]

Lmao - wasn't it stay out of trouble?

 

[psionandy]

You mean we aren't going to spin the Wheel of Morality?

 

[paulbates]

Are "we" schizophrenic?

 

[psionandy]

It depends what all of the other voices say doesn't it?

 

[paulbates]

We don't know...does it?

 

[EarlyMon]

Isn't winning an argument with yourself called being delusional?

 

[no one]

Is losing an argument with your self defeating?

 

[EarlyMon]

Are you missing a self?

 

[paulbates]

Does it rhyme with orange?

 

[EarlyMon]

Did you mean in High Kligonese or strictly a Welch dialect?