Speak only in questions

[EarlyMon]

Which Pope?

 

[paulbates]

The Antipope?

 

[psionandy]

How about Popeye the Sailor man?

 

[paulbates]

Can I pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today?

 

[Clementine_3]

Will you do it gladly?

 

[paulbates]

Is there another way?

 

[no one]

Isn't there always?

 

[paulbates]

Do you weigh the same as a duck?

 

[Kaat72]

With or without feathers?

 

[rosario1990]

How mayI know about this?

 

[psionandy]

Didn't you get the memo?

 

[Clementine_3]

How was this supposed memo distributed?

 

[Kaat72]

Didn't you check its legs for a note, before you grilled the pigeon?

 

[Clementine_3]

Grill? I baked it, is that still OK?

 

[psionandy]

I put it to you that you are the Flanders Pigeon murderer are you not?

 

[EarlyMon]

This is all part of your cunning plan, isn't it?

 

[psionandy]

Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?

 

[paulbates]

How can it be that cunning, now that you've blatantly given it away?

 

[psionandy]

Would you recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again' ?

 

[paulbates]

Would you mind if we danced wif your dates?

 

[EarlyMon]

Are you on double secret probation?

 

[paulbates]

Do you have a full tank of gas?

 

[EarlyMon]

Yeah, you got a half a pack of cigarettes?

 

[paulbates]

Umm hmm. Is it dark outside?

 

[EarlyMon]

Did you just throw the cigarette lighter out of the window?