Speak only in questions

[nyydynasty]

Am I the only one here??

what if I told you that you are the only one and we're all just a figment of your imagination?

 

[paulbates]

Aren't you awfully chatty for a figment?

 

[nyydynasty]

are you talking about this lovable guy?

 

[paulbates]

Does he weigh the same as a duck?

 

[EarlyMon]

Do ducks float?

 

[paulbates]

Or very small rocks?

 

[EarlyMon]

Don't churches float?

 

[paulbates]

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[EarlyMon]

Am I not Arthur, King of the Britons?

 

[paulbates]

Can you check a mirror?

 

[EarlyMon]

Would I see a thousand faces staring back at me?

 

[paulbates]

Are you schizophrenic?

 

[EarlyMon]

No, which of me are you talking to?

 

[paulbates]

Aren't you 6th from the left?

 

[nyydynasty]

I thought you were bipolar?

 

[paulbates]

Is this the Antarctic?

 

[EarlyMon]

North Antarctic or South Antarctic?

 

[paulbates]

How many penguins do you see?

 

[EarlyMon]

Batman Penguins or penguin penguins?

 

[paulbates]

Do you have something against Pittsburgh Penguins?

 

[Kaat72]

Aren't they seeing things a little black 'n white?

 

[paulbates]

Spoiler: You mean like this?

 

[nyydynasty]

isnt everything black and white?

 

[paulbates]

I thought reality upgraded to color in 1973?

 

[EarlyMon]

Didn't Zenith pave the way?