Speak only in questions

[no one]

Amnesia, maybe?

 

[Clementine_3]

Do I know you?

 

[no one]

Does anyone really ever know anyone?

 

[basic 101 user]

Does any (one) really know what time it is? Does anybody care?

 

[psionandy]

I know what time it is, because I asked someone earlier today, and wrote it down on a piece of paper in case someone asked me... Now does anybody know where I put it?

 

[basic 101 user]

What am I forgetting?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Have a gorilla?

 

[basic 101 user]

Of course not, are you bananas?

 

[jackofalltrades]

Are we in a zoo?

 

[no one]

Does the monkey business concern you?

 

[psionandy]

Do they pay tax on those peanuts?

 

[no one]

Are you wondering how much they shell out?

 

[basic 101 user]

What exactly did she mean, when she said "...the smallest I've ever seen"?

 

[no one]

Could she be saying your pen is?

 

[basic 101 user]

Hey Johnny, d'ya think if I get enough speed, I can clear all three of those dumpsters?

 

[Siouxsie]

Johnny what's the deal boy
Is your love for real boy?

 

[basic 101 user]

Who was Josie Cotton?

 

[no one]

How can you not know this?

 

[basic 101 user]

Not know what, now?

 

[Clementine_3]

What don't you know?

 

[Siouxsie]

Who do you love?

 

[Kaat72]

Why would anyone vacuum clean the garden? No, really?

 

[no one]

Do you think they could be trying to exorcize a dirt devil?

 

[basic 101 user]

How else am I going to keep my beloved Astroturf tidy?
Do you have any Turtlewax I can use on my plastic flamingos?

 

[Siouxsie]

Did you ask the gnomes?