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meanwhile ricoberry decided he wanted to get some water and then come back to the fight but while walking back he tripped and the water bricked iMod. Stinky squealed in excitement that iMod had been defeated. Yeahjakker was still in a fighting mood so he started to fight ricoberry for bricking iMod before he was done, stinky was unsure what to do until...
 
NightAngel79 who was avoiding his forum games duty appeared . Stinky challenged him to poker game with Stinky's Xbox and NA79's top hat as wager .Soon.....
 
after the game of android strip poker was finished... stinky was left standing in his birffday-soot! NightAngle79 didnt tell anyone about being a pro...

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wrestling champion .He thrashed stinky even before the poker game started .Meanwhile yeahjakker snatched the Top hat and .........
 
and decided to get someone to paint a picture of him wearing the top hat, after searching high and low for the perfect artist yeahjakker found...
 
The Great Karan vanDPR!... Soon after the artiste' finished the masterpiece he yelled "MAGNIFICO!" .........then.....oh, then....(whew!)..then turned that painting around for the world to see.....
 
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Yehhjakker ,"What ?",
karan-van-dpr "you should check the mirror "
suddenly it dawned upon Yeahjakker ,It was night with 3/8th moon .............
 
...and the effects of the 3/8ths moon had such a strong effect on monkeyboy rico and "TopHat Dog Yeahjakker".. They both climbed onto the shoulders of stinky and begn howling.... Meistro Karan-van-DPR whipped out his BIGBOY! (cough, thats...paintbrush!...) so to capture the moonlit-moment....

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Meanwhile RICO was sulking in the hobo bar after the test results were out .
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he was soon preparing for a war with karan-von dpr......
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Then that dreaded certified envelop arrived...RICO sat front and center on the Jerry Springer stage when Maury read the results.... [.props . Enter suspense and croud ooohs and ahhhhs here...]..
Maury said..."the test reveals that you ARE 100% testosteronified, masculinified...three-leg-Fredified , ALL HE- MAN...! and the dna was somehow picked up from a recent painting substance...therefore the troo source of Nancyitis originates with someone that paints or is an "artiste".... OUT (from the closet) and yelling onto the stage, comes....
 
his dell sTREAk had a 'freaky side to it'... each time Rico put a phone case over the streak and goes out in public, that dayamn thing just....
 
...wanted to "come out" of its cellphone case and just scream "HAAAAY!"... of course, that embarrased rico royally. So he stuck it in Yeahha's back pocket!... Sudenly, Yeahha started acting like a..
 
victim of reverse mugging. Yeahha called the police (using the flamboiant anxious cell phone) to report someone reverse mugging him, when the police showed up they said...
 
"You are a Complete Freak of nature!!"

But to everyones amazment... the Super Genius Stinky invented a cure for madness but Yeahhaw got JEALOUS and in his mad state of acting like a freak... he then STABBED the Incredible Stink in the face!

But luckily the great Stinkus Magnificus used the "Iron Mask Technique" and prevented himself from getting stabbed...

But then because Yeahhaw was sooo crazy / mad he was too fast for the impressive Stinky so he then got stabbed in the.....

(B is for Balls!)
 
The police then jump on Stinky and Yeahha who are both promptly arrested and taken downtown. Once at the station they force stinky to take a shower because the other inmates complained, this gave stinky an idea..
 
HAHAHAA!!

The idea was in Stinky's Head:

"Oh please Lord don't let me drop the soap!!!"

But then ......
 
...immedately the Family Jools Medical Center sent th e' ambulance driiven by Heee Haw to pick up Yeahhaw to see if an emergency surgery can fix his stabbed Bawlls.. But a biiiiig mistake occurred in the O.R. They cut off the..
 
The head!!

SO then Yeahhaw became the "Headless Horse Man..."

He ran through towns harassing people who didn't give Yeahhaw enough crack to get high...

But all of sudden out the distance came an ugly....
 
...mangled face trolled , green woman with a bag of used crack... She opened the bag and instead of crack... A heavily high Jeenie pops out the bag and says...
 
HAHHAHAA!!

"Your soul is mine!! .... Naah just kidding master!!"

"I will grant you 1 wish... what is it that you want??"

Stinky Replied:

"I wish Phases Cat was not as FAT as a house!!"

The genie said:

"Ur wish is my command cracker err I mean buddy"

So then.....
 
The genie made Phases Cat 27 times larger than a house and very skinny, the giant cat decided to go on a rampage and eat..
 
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