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el dorado which was full of gold... they took the gold to become premium so that...
 
[props: insert eerie Reeeeeek! Reeeeeek! Reeeeeek! Sound effect here]

...the loot might Appease the spirit of the RED NightAngel79
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but nightangel could only be satisfied with a virgin sacrifice. so they last virgin on earth was stinky (because of his awful stench of course) and out they went to search for the stinkmeister. they found him living on a deserted island raising goats. even there he had no sexual experience. when stinky saw the zombies coming ashore he....
 
...Box of goatskins.... I mean, sheepskins..then he told his fav housegoat, "look, its been fun, its been real, its not you, ok?, its me...its' like,...like...well I guess what im saying is..."[Hide]
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but before he could break it off with his goat the zombies broke in and grabbed him, clubbing him over the head with the foreleg of his murdered security goat. unconscious, stinky was taken back to nightangel but the zombies took the long way home and along they way they and stinky became great friends. never did they try to take his virginity nor eat his brain. they liked his smell because it reminded them of themselves, rotted flesh!
 
nasty poop in it

haha!

xD

but then came along HighSlakker who had lost his mind in the Korean war previously and took his old AK - 47 which he stole from the war and went ona crazy mad killing...
 
lol

"Yeahhaw is a geniune Douche Bag and king of Douche Utopia" so the incredible and super brave Stinky took out his MASSIVE cleaver and made short work of the little useless Pony called Yeahhaw

Stinky sold the body parts to buy some....???

xD
 
like the avatar of the lunatic called "Frisco",

And Friscy was sooooo unhappy about this news that he wentz and jumpped straight off of a very high....????


:D:D:D:D
 
SKYSCRAPER

and Frisco made a great SPLAT on the pavement faaaar down below but because Frisco was a criminal master mind nobodyz atteneded his funeral but some how Friscy resurrected himself from the splat on the side walk and went straight back to being a .....?????
 
A CRIMINAL

So Frisco went back to becoming a crack dealer and sold his crack to....
 
ALL the Mods ang Guides on Android Forums and they allz became as high as.....????
 
Potatoes!

And then along came a great big and gaint TROLL and his name was....????
 
Stinky who kept bumping thread without waiting for other's to reply, then got into some radioactive waste which made him grow to 145 times his original size, stinky said "Frisco I want to...
 
"Eat all your brainz!"

However Stinky was dumb and didn't know that Frisco was loaded and took out his Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher and blew Stinky all the way to.....???

xD
 
7 inches south of where he was, after all Stinky is a giant and Frisco only had a human sized RPG. Frisco decided to come up with a new plan and got out his giant...
 
BUG SPRAY!

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And doomed Stinky to death.

But the Great legacy that Stinky had left behind him was remember for the rest of....
 
(LOL LOL LOL!)

For banning Yeahhaw from the forums for the rest of dayz,

But then Yeahhaw became angry, and came back under another name in the forums and started to.....
 
xD

Also Promote Stinky to Admin, Frisco then realized this was a terrible mistake because Stinky got power hungry and started going on a banning spree and before Stinky could be dethroned he was....
 
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