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Strip club launches 'Alibi' aftershave

quest7

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A strip club has launched a range of aftershaves aimed at giving men alibis as to their whereabouts.

The scents recreate the smells of locations that are commonly cited by men when they lie to their other halves about where they've been.

The aptly named Alibi range claims to cover the smells of the strip club by using aromas associated with more innocent activities, the Metro reports.

The My Car Broke Down aftershave is said to recreate the smell of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, while I Was Working Late contains the scents of coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink.

The fragrances cost
 
i just tell my girl up front.. i am going to the strip club with the boys tonight. i will drop by around 2 am.. :)

why lie? I only go.. maybe 1-2 time a year. when it is a bachelor party or bday party.
would she not want to know the truth.. and that I came home to her?
 
i just tell my girl up front.. i am going to the strip club with the boys tonight. i will drop by around 2 am.. :)

why lie? I only go.. maybe 1-2 time a year. when it is a bachelor party or bday party.
would she not want to know the truth.. and that I came home to her?

But, if you came home that night and wanted to have relations, would your girl be wondering, is he thinking about those strippers? :confused:
 
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glitter...why are they so hard to remove!

All strip clus should put together a grooming room for men to use this aftershave plus those sticky roller thing to get the glitter off, and a person assigned to make sure you havent missed anything.
 
glitter...why are they so hard to remove!

All strip clus should put together a grooming room for men to use this aftershave plus those sticky roller thing to get the glitter off, and a person assigned to make sure you havent missed anything.

And, have the option to add this to the cover charge.
 
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