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Stupid things you said as a kid

JAy3001

Android Expert
As kids we have a habit of picking up or making daft sayings up that we used all the time, some of which would drive your parents crazy. So which ones can you remember and which were your favourites.

Mine has always been:

Talking to me or chewing a brick, either way you'll lose your teeth?!?

Ah to be that stupid again. :D
 
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I ate these grape looking flowers as a kid.
I remember the bitter after taste, I kind of got lost in time, forgot to eat most of the time,
funny you would not see me now and think that :P
 
I was pretty off balance for walking when I was a kid, learn to roll over everything, pretended nothing could ever hurt me.
Even tested out my high tolerance of pain, was my first trip, was reaching for a toy underneath the stove burner, I maybe forgot I had it underneath there, anyways my mother drove me to the hospital, I said "Eh it does not bother me too much" my hand was pretty beat red..
 
As kids we have a habit of picking up or making daft sayings up that we used all the time, some of which would drive your parents crazy. So which ones can you remember and which were your favourites.
I can't think of any actual sayings right now, just words that were in vogue at the time: groovy, cool, heavy, man...

I love watching The Brady Bunch. Their lingo was mine, too! :D
 
As kids we have a habit of picking up or making daft sayings up that we used all the time, some of which would drive your parents crazy. So which ones can you remember and which were your favourites.

Mine has always been:

Talking to me or chewing a brick, either way you'll lose your teeth?!?

Ah to be that stupid again. :D

"Hey what you doin', you chewing a brick?" That would be said in an aggressive scouse accent.

In Bristol I might have heard.

"er!. there's a gas head, let's kick his head in."
 
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