A young guy once asked me, "how easy is it to seduce a really large woman?"
I replied, "Piece of cake."
I replied, "Piece of cake."
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Milo Willamson
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A young guy said to me once "How to easy to suduce a young woman?"
I reply "Hello moto."
I reply "Hello moto."
A young man his dad and grandpa are ready to tee off when the starter assigns them a fourth an absolutely stunning woman.
Each of the men are distracted the entire round as she is incredibly gorgeous.
On the 18th green she is got a 30 foot long putt for a birdie but stops and says You guys have been incredibly nice to me all round without any rude comments or hitting on me Plus I have played the best round of my life.
She smiles and winks at them if one of you can help me sink this final putt to break 80 I will do whatever you want tonight.
The young man immediately rushes over reads the break and says You will need to hit this really hard as it is a lot more uphill than it looks.
The dad then quickly races over to her stares intently at her lie and says It is pretty straight early but then breaks right closer to the cup.
Grandpa then slowly walks over to her takes a quick peek and says That is a gimme.
Each of the men are distracted the entire round as she is incredibly gorgeous.
On the 18th green she is got a 30 foot long putt for a birdie but stops and says You guys have been incredibly nice to me all round without any rude comments or hitting on me Plus I have played the best round of my life.
She smiles and winks at them if one of you can help me sink this final putt to break 80 I will do whatever you want tonight.
The young man immediately rushes over reads the break and says You will need to hit this really hard as it is a lot more uphill than it looks.
The dad then quickly races over to her stares intently at her lie and says It is pretty straight early but then breaks right closer to the cup.
Grandpa then slowly walks over to her takes a quick peek and says That is a gimme.