The great jcramer83 giveaway!!

[jcramer83]

Hello boys and girls, I have 2 Google Voice Invites to give away. The first 2 posts that make me LoL gets the invite emailed to them. Obviously make sure to include your email!

EDIT: Invites given away, but feel free to keep the "jokes" coming

PS. I have a ZAGG 50% off code too. EDIT: ZAGG code claimed

 

[socaldevil]

That's what she said!

kregardie@gmail.com

ty

 

[pixie06]

Nevermind...just checked my email and one happened to be in it already. WOOHOO!!!!!

 

[malice]

malice@manicstate.com

 

[rigorod01]

What do get when you put android on a iphone??? iPORN

rigorod01@yahoo.com

 

[WyattTroxell]

I command you to laugh NOW!

wtroxell@gmail.com

 

[malice]

The iphone is cooler than the incredible.

 

[AndroidRyV]

cuhhhhhhhhhmmmm annnnnnnnnnnnnnn (new york accent)

ryjv23@gmail.com

 

[talliford]

today, I saw a man driving a pickup truck with his cat on his lap and the cats head hanging out the window.

PM me please for email

 

[jcramer83]

cuhhhhhhhhhmmmm annnnnnnnnnnnnnn (new york accent)

ryjv23@gmail.com

Winner #1. This may clue you as to what I think is funny. This post won because of the parenthesis!

 

[hovercraftdriver25]

Dear Lord, Just recently you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayzie. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen

hovercraftdriver@comcast.net

 

[alphadelta]

So i was on the htc us campus today and I saw Steve Jobs peering in the window crying!
Jayhawkfan45@gmail.com

 

[jcramer83]

Dear Lord, Just recently you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayzie. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen

hovercraftdriver@comcast.net

Negative one million invites!!!!

 

[WyattTroxell]

I am a die hard Yankees fan (30 years). Is that NY enough for you?

wtroxell@gmail.com

 

[jcramer83]

So i was on the htc us campus today and I saw Steve Jobs peering in the window crying!
Jayhawkfan45@gmail.com

Dont quit your day job!

 

[alphadelta]

Dont quit your day job!

what about the Red Sox record so far this year

 

[jcramer83]

I am a die hard Yankees fan (30 years). Is that NY enough for you?

wtroxell@gmail.com

Never even been to NY. I just liked how he used parenthesis in the joke. lol. Like:

Wow, the iPhone 4G is gonna be sweet




































*fart noise*

 

[socaldevil]

There was a bird with a yellow bill,
sitting on my window sill.
I coaxed him in with bits of bread,
and then I smashed his ****ing head.

kregardie@gmail.com

 

[alphadelta]

Guys Guys i put my pants on one leg at a time except when i put my pants on I make Iphones! (steve jobs)

 

[WyattTroxell]

Iphone 4g is sweet? Why? because you can multitask like the rest of the phones have been doing for the past three years? Or because it is getting upgraded to the edge + network? Or is it the 5MP camera? OOHHHHHH AWWWEEE

 

[hovercraftdriver25]

Negative one million invites!!!!

It was a 50/50 shot

 

[jcramer83]

It was a 50/50 shot

haha. Agreed. Winner #2 here ladies and gentleman