The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[rootabaga]

With apologies for the FB link, you'll all recognize at least some part of your marriage in this bit...and laugh along the way.

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[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

^^^ Short answer...No.

 

[BrickHouse]

^^^ Short answer...No.

Truth in that ...

 

[rootabaga]

Spoiler: Just a mask...

The only time I really scored a point is when my wife declared, "Name one thing I've done to make you not trust me."
My reply? "Threatening our marriage five months in."
Her response: "...okay, I'll give you that one."

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

Fred sometimes liked to feel married, though he didn't really want all the associated baggage...

 

[olbriar]

 

[PitCarver]

I need this sign.