The Onion: Black Friday

[sfbloodbrother]

42 million dead this Black Friday this weekend.
I love the stories they write here. Of course this is not true, it's just a silly thing they do here.

42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Rukbat]

They missed the ones setting up tents on Tuesday outside Best Buy. At latest count, 43 million died in Best Buy parking lots alone.

(Can you believe that anyone would live in a tent for 2-1/2 days [with nothing but crackers and soda] to save a few bucks? And that's not Onion, that really happened, and was on our local CBS News outlet.)

 

[Codegerm]

LOL, I love the Onion...

 

[sfbloodbrother]

They missed the ones setting up tents on Tuesday outside Best Buy. At latest count, 43 million died in Best Buy parking lots alone.

(Can you believe that anyone would live in a tent for 2-1/2 days [with nothing but crackers and soda] to save a few bucks? And that's not Onion, that really happened, and was on our local CBS News outlet.)

Some people, Don't they know that they can get the same deal on the line?

 

[out of ideas]

They missed the ones setting up tents on Tuesday outside Best Buy. At latest count, 43 million died in Best Buy parking lots alone.

(Can you believe that anyone would live in a tent for 2-1/2 days [with nothing but crackers and soda] to save a few bucks? And that's not Onion, that really happened, and was on our local CBS News outlet.)

Do i even want to know how they managed a bathroom?

 

[sfbloodbrother]

Do i even want to know how they managed a bathroom?

Oh ewwww