The Punny Side of Life

[rootabaga]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Hmmm...do they have high, squeaky voices? Does one of them want a hula-hoop?

 

[Notes_Norton]

So, today, I told my team about the importance of dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies?

Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy!

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Milo Willamson]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

That's good...when they only get one foot it really hobbles traffic all around town!

 

[Notes_Norton]

I hope they aren't in a toe-away zone.

 

[The_Chief]

If they are, I'm sure the city will foot the bill...

 

[rootabaga]

If they are, I'm sure the city will foot the bill...

Many cities would probably just kick it to the curb...

 

[The_Chief]

They'd be absolute heels for doing that!

 

[BrickHouse]

Nah, that would merely make them soulless .......

 

[rootabaga]

You guys won't quit until you have them tied up in knots!

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

^^^ I was working a different angle...

 

[rootabaga]

 

[BrickHouse]

You guys won't quit until you have them tied up in knots!

Not entirely true. We just want to see them calloused.

 

[rootabaga]

Do you sine your work?

 

[The_Chief]

We're going off on a tangent again, aren't we?

 

[Milo Willamson]

Acute we are to the right tangent.

 

[Notes_Norton]

That was obtuse.

 

[rootabaga]

We're going off on a tangent again, aren't we?

This tangent has its own arc, does it not?