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The Tablet Tavern

*jumps up and down while yelling* "Pick me, pick me!" LOL Great way to get hired, right? I should do that on an actual interview :D
 
Here's a fun squirrel fact for ye. There used to be only red squirrels in Ireland until someone brought in grey squirrels bit since the grey ones are better at finding nuts most of the red squirrels died off. Or is it the other way around ?
 
shelliewnj said:
*jumps up and down while yelling* "Pick me, pick me!" LOL Great way to get hired, right? I should do that on an actual interview :D
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Sounds too good to be true. What position are your applying for.





D-U-R-X said:
I'm no good with figures... can I be in charge of the cellar?
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Sure you can as long as you provide it with some of your own homemade wines that I've heard so much about.
Do not look past this point. Human resource manager only.



* make sure he doesn't steal any wine.
 
How 'bout counselor? I hear every great bar has a counselor pretending to be staff so that people feel like they can tell their troubles and keep coming back to do so! :) In real life, I am going for court reporter/transcriptionist, as that is what I do from home anyway. Or if that doesn't pan out, I have also applied as a bank teller, at&t service representative, aldi clerk and warehouse manager. Diversify! I need work :)
 
shelliewnj said:
How 'bout counselor? I hear every great bar has a counselor pretending to be staff so that people feel like they can tell their troubles and keep coming back to do so! :) In real life, I am going for court reporter/transcriptionist, as that is what I do from home anyway. Or if that doesn't pan out, I have also applied as a bank teller, at&t service representative, aldi clerk and warehouse manager. Diversify! I need work :)
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Your hired as long as you aimlessly wipe down the bar while counselling people.
 
shelliewnj said:
How 'bout counselor? I hear every great bar has a counselor pretending to be staff so that people feel like they can tell their troubles and keep coming back to do so! :) In real life, I am going for court reporter/transcriptionist, as that is what I do from home anyway. Or if that doesn't pan out, I have also applied as a bank teller, at&t service representative, aldi clerk and warehouse manager. Diversify! I need work :)
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See job applications are not that hard as long ad you have the right connections ;)
 
super like! :) The manager at the bank I applied at actually told me to apply when I was aimlessly mentioning that I was going to start looking for alternative work. So I am praying that she hires me if the court doesn't. *Wiping down bar as Liam counsels me*
 
Job application process:

1. Beg shamelessly
2. Bribe HR Manager
3. Bake cookies
4. Mention squirrels
5. Do not mention the owner's socks don't match
6. Get fitted for a Louis Vuitton apron

YOUR HIRED!
 
lunatic59 said:
Just about quittin' time here. Heading out for idiot migrations .... I mean, my evening commute. ;)
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Douglas Adams said:
Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.
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:D
 
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