...because my rear end just wrote a check that the phone will need to cash. In a fight to the death with the iphone, the Thunderbolt needs to be victorious. Here is the actual transcript of the text message conversation between me and a buddy detailing how it came to this point. *Note* neither my friend nor I are avid haters or supporters of either Apple or Android. This was just a friendly game of one-ups-man-ship.
Buddy: You need to search Monroe Lee when the wife isn't around.
Me: K
**later**
Me: Dude, Monroe Lee has some nice who-whos but her face is kind of beat up.
Buddy: Well it's not terrible. There are endless amounts of hotties on the internet tho.
Me: Thats what the internet is 4, duh. If there wasn't chicks on the internet, I wouldn't pay 50 bucks a month 4 it.
Bud: Well I hope not. I pretty much love this iPhone for surfing porn.
Me: In about 24 hours, I'll be telling you how much better it is on the Thunderbolt.
Bud: Man alive!!!! You are finally going to get a phone from today's era, eh?
Me: Pffff....more like tomorrow's era. Ur iphone is probably going to run away from my t-bolt.
Bud: Not a chance, iPhone has a laser app.
Me: Dude, its a Thunderbolt! Thunderbolts r like as hot as the sun. It doesn't give a flip about no dag-em-ole lasers.
Bud: I ain't sweatin no thunderbolt.
Me: Oh? With its 4g lte network, the t-bolt will be movin so fast that you and ur phone will be sweatin trying to keep up.
Bud: There's no such thing as REAL 4g here.
Me: Ur moms 4g.
Bud: I'm going to try and disregard the stupidity of that last comment.
Me: Check ur phone. Maybe theres an app for that.
Buddy: You need to search Monroe Lee when the wife isn't around.
Me: K
**later**
Me: Dude, Monroe Lee has some nice who-whos but her face is kind of beat up.
Buddy: Well it's not terrible. There are endless amounts of hotties on the internet tho.
Me: Thats what the internet is 4, duh. If there wasn't chicks on the internet, I wouldn't pay 50 bucks a month 4 it.
Bud: Well I hope not. I pretty much love this iPhone for surfing porn.
Me: In about 24 hours, I'll be telling you how much better it is on the Thunderbolt.
Bud: Man alive!!!! You are finally going to get a phone from today's era, eh?
Me: Pffff....more like tomorrow's era. Ur iphone is probably going to run away from my t-bolt.
Bud: Not a chance, iPhone has a laser app.
Me: Dude, its a Thunderbolt! Thunderbolts r like as hot as the sun. It doesn't give a flip about no dag-em-ole lasers.
Bud: I ain't sweatin no thunderbolt.
Me: Oh? With its 4g lte network, the t-bolt will be movin so fast that you and ur phone will be sweatin trying to keep up.
Bud: There's no such thing as REAL 4g here.
Me: Ur moms 4g.
Bud: I'm going to try and disregard the stupidity of that last comment.
Me: Check ur phone. Maybe theres an app for that.
