Ok, I'm gonna give that rom a try... here goes nothing.
Edit 1: Now it sits on a screen that says android forever and a day, is this normal for the first boot?
Edit 2: I gave up and went back to the stock 2.3.6, I just want my phone to work again, and this process is ticking me off right now because it hasn't booted properly since the last time I had the stock update on it. I want to have the power to kill the bloatware, but this run-around is taking too much of my time and energy.
Edit 3: Took some time away from my labor of love, and then when I came back, after a few more tries, I got android apex working and I am officially bloatware and blah-ness free. Thanks to you, elfy23, for suggesting it, and to the developers who produced it, thanks a million.