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Had a talk with the authorities, being that I'm one of them and now they are on the way to arrest the man who defiled the Burger and served it to a customer who ate it
 
Informing the client who just purchased the shuttle ticket, the waste receptacle is too luxurious for the likes of no one!
 
slowly slipping away without being noticed by the desk clerk who sold me the ticket. Going to go get a airsoft pistol and pelt him from behind some fake plants in the lobby
 
selling some stain remover to this dumbass who just walked into our store.....babbling something about a slumber party, a bunch of men and some vaseline.
 
To get away from people who take things too personally


I'm sitting here on my great throne wondering why humans all hate eachother
 
About to head off to work. Highlight of the day will be drinking a fountain drink. A large coke. Then who knows, maybe a veggie dip and and orange. Perhaps some angry birds and craigslist browsing. I want to buy something...
 
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