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Which is Worse

Being lost in North Korea, if you are lost in a forest dying is the only thing you have to worry about

1, 2, or 3?
 
Well 3 is the magic number and 2 is the atomic number of helium (which always leads to a good time). That leaves 1 as the loneliest number (and the correct answer).

Significant other with persistent bad breath or chronic flatulence?
 
chronic flatulence....at least i'd be able to laugh.

having paper cuts on your finger tips or on your tongue?
 
Take a toe (as long as it wasn't the big toe -- I hear that helps with balance).

Never able to tell the truth or never able to tell a lie?
 
Never be able to tell a lie, because I'm as honest as they come as it is. ;) Ok that was somewhat a lie.....


Getting dragged to a Michael Bolton concert or a Lady Gaga concert?
 
Lady Gaga. I'm no little monster, but her music is certainly easier on my ears than that Bolton character. Plus she wears a mean meat suit.

Pissing a marble or crapping a softball?
 
Crapping a softball is worse because you didn't specify the size of the marble so I'm going to imagine it's the size of a piss molecule.. :p


Selling $10,000 in Microsoft stock right before it makes its biggest gain or buying $10,000 in American Airlines stock right before they file for bankruptcy?
 
Buying AA stock is worse. At least with the MS stock you likely walked away with some profit.

Finding a long, nasty hair in your marinara sauce or a short, curly hair in your alfredo sauce?
 
Worse is finding a "short and kinky curly" in your Alfredo....


Pulling on a hangnail that tears up to the first knuckle on your finger or pulling out a boogie that's got a hair in it that's so deep you feel it rubbing on your brain?
 
Karandpr but I may have a bias

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Ichigo, Naruto, or Luffy in this pic?
 
roaches... Mice are awesome! :D that reminds me of when I was younger and lived in what what was deemed the "mouse house" lol.

Breaking your phone or your hand?
 
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