Why'd the Android cross the road...

[mudrock1000]

To pee on Steve Job's lawn!
>=D

 

[taterdiditoo]

To get it's 2.1 update! (not really funny, but i'm getting impatient for this update...)

 

[G.Armour]

To get flash 10.1.

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[mudrock1000]

To show apple it was allowed to go into the XXX bar.

 

[Thefoodman52]

To go get belgian waffles at the local diner.

 

[G.Armour]

To get rooted

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[G.Armour]

To get rooted so it could access all the little goodies it was missing out on before.

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[Xandria]

Why did the Android cross the road?

Because Steve Jobs said it couldn't.

 

[no one]

To avoid the stormtroopers

 

[WendellG]

Because, Waze said to cross the road....

 

[psionandy]

Because when the stars call, you answer. Even if you don’t know if they really called you. Even if you don’t believe that they can call anyone. Even if, maybe, you were just outside, like normal, just looking up at the sky normally, and the stars were as they always are, but you weren’t as you always are. Because the stars didn’t change, you did. And once you were different, you couldn’t live like you were the same. You had to live differently. You had to. You had to. And that is why the Android crossed the road.


(with apologies to http://www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead/ )