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April 1 is getting closer. I need some inspiration for fooling my coworkers. What are your best April 1 jokes ever?
And of course some one warned counts for two, so we won't get fooled again this year
Liking this one. Too bad our office machines aren't any HP
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I got married on April 1st... my mom had this list of demands of things we "will not do" on the wedding day, including turning around and yelling "April Fool's" at some point during the ceremony.
That marriage lasted seven years then she decided that she didn't "want to be married any more"... I think she turned into a lesbian after that.
A couple years ago, I started getting phone calls from cops and lawyers, who were looking for her... apparently now she's some kind of psychopath or something. I told them, "Look, I haven't seen or talked to her in fifteen years... you'll note from my area code that I also live on the opposite side of the country."
So... who's the bigger fool?
I've been looking for you...that's why I got those fake lawyers and police to call you...I've been stalking you on this forum... I want to get back together...I've dumped my lesbian lover...



Maybe you should make the offer WITH your lesbian lover and be bad? Dunno how he'd take it but it may be worth a shot.
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ok I admit it!!! It's meI've been looking for you...that's why I got those fake lawyers and police to call you...I've been stalking you on this forum... I want to get back together...I've dumped my lesbian lover...
This time I'll be good I promise![]()



Ah! Hahaha... so you got the total makeover, huh, losing some twenty pounds and gaining a few inches in height?
Not sure the current Dngrswife would be so accommodating, though.
LOL

Yay me!! I 'liked' your post and I can't wait for my new car!I won the lotto.. and I will send everyone that "likes" me on this post.. a new car!!

Yay me!! I 'liked' your post and I can't wait for my new car!![]()
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