Xmas update from Andy Borowitz

[hakr100]

December 24, 2010

Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant; Could Not Find Three Wise Men

Plans to Stage Book of Revelation Instead

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) – The Tea Party’s plans for a first annual Tea Party Christmas Pageant have been cancelled at the last minute, an organizer of the pageant confirmed today.

“We couldn’t find three wise men,” Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. “It’s too bad, because we had plenty of sheep.”

Ms. Foyler said that the Tea Party was hoping to replace its Christmas pageant, however, with an ambitious staging of the Book of Revelation.

“We already have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O’Donnell lined up,” she said. “One more Horseman and we’re good to go.”​

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No offense to good Christians intended.


Sharron Angle could be the fourth horsewoman...!
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[batgeek]

/yawn

 

[Vihzel]

/yawn

There's no need to be rude. It's Christmas Eve!

 

[batgeek]

i'm an atheist and thouroughly detest the commercialization of this Christmas fantasy.

 

[Vihzel]

i'm an atheist and thouroughly detest the commercialization of this Christmas fantasy.

I'm an Agnostic and with 5 others who don't believe in the Christian God and know how to have fun and to enjoy a fun holiday with friends and family. Christmas Eve parties are the best!

Make Christmas what you want it to be. To me... Christmas is to spend time with family and friends, spread cheer, and donate to charitable organizations. No religion involved.

Even though I'm Agnostic, I plan to share this "tradition" with my children because it's fun!

 

[batgeek]

then it must be asked...why only make the effort because of "Christmas". you don't need an excuse to do any of those things at any time.

but you won't get it.

 

[EarlyMon]

Thanks, and Merry Xmas.

 

[Vihzel]

Thanks, and Merry Xmas.

+1 Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[ElasticNinja]

Meery christmas all!

 

[copestag]

I would have to guess then that you refuse holiday pay for Christmas???

hypocrits never cease to whine

 

[batgeek]

i don't get holiday pay for Christmas. i work at a 24/7/365 operation center supporting the DoD.

i'm at work right now, as a matter of fact.

 

[ionekoa]

There's no need to be rude. It's Christmas Eve!

funny you should say that since the OP is blatantly insulting people with no other purpose for the post, which is the norm for him. i would say that's about as rude as it gets.

 

[Vihzel]

funny you should say that since the OP is blatantly insulting people with no other purpose for the post, which is the norm for him. i would say that's about as rude as it gets.

It was a joke. If you've seen any of the Borowitz stuff... they're all just meant to be taken lightly.

 

[ElasticNinja]

funny you should say that since the OP is blatantly insulting people with no other purpose for the post, which is the norm for him. i would say that's about as rude as it gets.

Oh come on, the TP know they are a joke
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