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YOU'RE Just Jealous because.....

You're just jealous because I'm not jealous!!! (No, not even e teensy weeny bit!)

You're even more jealous because this is my most popular video:

 
Youre just jealous because my drum playing hands are both "left feets".

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You are just jealous because I have billions of tasty caramels in my fridge!
 
You are just jealous because my tasty caramels are super sweet and delicious.
 
You're just jealous that I secretly planted those locks for you to replace with and tricking you with my "copied keys" so now you have replaced all the locks to those I have the keys to.
 
You're just jealous because I saw you going about your preparations and had my own locks custom made that you're unable to get blanks for thereby thwarting your sneaky underhanded scheme.
 
Bought out my locksmith? You're just jealous because your bluff can't work, as I do my own locksmithing! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!! ;)
 
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