Well, here's a new twist:
I called VZW today, (6/3 ordered) ...at first he couldn't find the order, then he couldn't find any tracking information (stop me if you've heard this....)
Then he put me on hold again...
And then he came back WITH A TRACKING NUMBER!!!....which he was sending via txt message to my phone. My palms became sweaty, my heart accelerated... all this while I was driving 75 down an interstate. I told him I had received the message, and he hung up. I pulled over and ran the golden tracking number he had just sent through mobile FedEx on my Cracked-Berry...and ....
IT WAS FOR SOMEONE ELSE, delivered and signed for June 16th. The only thing accurate was the city... Colorado Springs. How or why in the hell do you pull an old tracking number out of the air and pass it on? Thankfully no one was riding with me, because I promptly turned the air blue with colorful metaphors, and quickly redialed *611...
Next up, a nice lady CSR who, after much investigation, informed me that the unit would ship tomorrow (NOW THIS WE HAVE HEARD)...and I *Should* have the unit in my hands by next Tuesday...
....right... I said. Sure thing. Thanks! and hung up.
...Which is about what I'm ready to do with Verizon...