Never saw Mommie Dearest, but kinda' always thought it was highly regarded, had something to recommend it.....????
The only thing I know about
Caligula is that in 1979 There was a Playboy review of the movie, complete with a 4 page "spread" of "tasty" pictures, aimed directly at the 10 year old boy in all of us. Anyone else remember that issue?



And boy howdy, I can think of one beloved classic that
should definitely have made that list.
About ten years ago, I had to do a bunch of concrete demolition / modification in the basement of my home.
Rented a Stihl 420 wet-saw with a diamond blade, and a jackhammer. Went to town, worked like a maniac, because I wanted to be sure I got the whole job done over the weekend. 8 hours of running that summbitch, getting soaking wet from the cast-off of the blade......containing powdered concrete. By the end of the day, I had 50 Lbs. of "mud dauber", concrete accretion, built up in layers of drizzle castle "money shot" regret on my pants, shirt, and face.



[puke emoji]

More exhausted than I have
ever been, Mister mud monster dragged his load into the house, and flopped down in a puddle on the couch.
So bloody tired, I was glad to even
have a couch to ruin.
So bloody tired, I was able to only move a single thumb to work the remote, two or three times.
So bloody tired, I was positively delighted when I came in, on the opening credits of a cinema masterpiece I had never before seen....on the first click. Now I could just sit back and melt deeper into the couch.
By The time I was 5 minutes in, I had figured out just how bad this thing was; But I was so bloody tired, I stuck around for the whole thing. It did not get better.
The original
Planet of the Apes is the biggest piece of garbage ever made, Yo.