The Punny Side of Life

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This might be a repost.

But if there’s anything better than one Snickers, it’s another one!

 

[olbriar]

 

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It’s driving me mad, I tell you!

 

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I’ve been hiking all over trying to find one...

 

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I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook,
and now I’ll never hear the end of it.​

 

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Understandable...

 

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^^^ Ouch...in more ways than one!!!

 

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Truth...

(Although I’ll readily admit that I sometimes check myself out...)

 

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Spoiler: Masked because it’s *very* risqué...bawdy, even.

 

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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

 

[olbriar]

 

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[rootabaga]

^^^ That one groans on many levels!

 

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^^^ That one groans on many levels!

I used to be a boy, but now I'm a groan man.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Well, at least they apparently Klingon to your feet!

 

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[olbriar]

 

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Pi Day snuck by me this year...didn't even have any quadratic equations to celebrate.

 

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If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?