The Punny Side of Life

[rootabaga]

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[rootabaga]

Before crowbars were invented, crows sadly had no public place to drink...

 

[PitCarver]

 

[Notes_Norton]

What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Q: When a person dies, what is the last part of the body to die?

A: The pupils; they dilate.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

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[rootabaga]

I hope they go to a legitimate provider; otherwise they might get screwed.

But even at that, I wonder what else they wood do?

 

[The_Chief]

I wonder what else they wood do?

Probably something knotty... we should make them open their drawers to determined if they dovetailed

 

[The_Chief]

I've just got back from the doctors. He said I've got to have an earring made. What a strange thing to say.

 

[rootabaga]

I've just got back from the doctors. He said I've got to have an earring made. What a strange thing to say.

A lot like mine. He wanted me to try herringade. Sounds utterly disgusting.