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The Punny Side of Life
- Thread starter rootabaga
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Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I apologize in advance
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
So there was no animal trainners but:
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke but got no reaction.
rootabaga
Android Expert
And it was probably silent, too, so it went inert ear and out the other...
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
IT all started one day when the Peroditic table break down and then....Humans were born, then everyone cried out "WHY?"
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Isn't that why she had her period in the first place?
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
Oh notes lol..