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Tell me a joke...
- Thread starter Daniel Fernandes
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A doctor told my friend he finally had a donor for his penis transplant.
My friend asked, "Give it to me straight Doc.. how long have I got?"
My friend asked, "Give it to me straight Doc.. how long have I got?"
CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE PRO MAX IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO JUST BE AN IPHONE 6 ? AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THANK YOU!
Milo Williamson
Extreme Android User
If you see a giant talking bunny outside of Easter, do you consider if you did take your medication today?
If not there is a lovely padded room down the road.
If not there is a lovely padded room down the road.
