Paul and Mike were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paul answered, "I'm a Panty Stitcher, I sew the elastic onto ladies' panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher on the computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labor, gave Paul $100 a week unemployment pay.
Mike was next... and when asked his occupation replied. "Diesel Fitter."
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mike $200 a week.
When Paul found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" Paul yelled. "I sew the elastic on the panties and thongs, then Mike puts 'em over his head and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter'"!
When asked his occupation, Paul answered, "I'm a Panty Stitcher, I sew the elastic onto ladies' panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher on the computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labor, gave Paul $100 a week unemployment pay.
Mike was next... and when asked his occupation replied. "Diesel Fitter."
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mike $200 a week.
When Paul found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" Paul yelled. "I sew the elastic on the panties and thongs, then Mike puts 'em over his head and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter'"!