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Worth your time, particularly so if you appreciated Rodney Dangerfield.
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The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.The guys asked, "Man, what happened to you?"
He replied, "Daryl snored so loudly, there was no way to go to sleep. I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing: hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. Again the guys exclaimed, "Dude, what the heck happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Dang, that Daryl shakes the roof! I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Dan's turn. Dan was a big, burly ex-football player: a man's man. The next morning he walked in to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Mornin', gentlemen," he smiled. They couldn't believe it!
They asked "Dan, what happened? You actually got some sleep?"
Dan answered, "I slept like a baby! After we got ready for bed last night, I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. So, he sat up watching me all night."
Also an excellent candidate for the Punny thread…A man loses three fingers in a work accident. At the hospital he asks the doctor, "Will I be able to drive with this hand?"
The doctor replies, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."