The Punny Side of Life

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

 

[olbriar]

I invested my time reading this meme. I thought I'd share that loss with my friends.

 

[Notes_Norton]

The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[The_Chief]

A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant.

"Sorry" says the Maitre d' ...

"... but you can't be seated without a Thai."

 

[Notes_Norton]

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[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

Authorities are continuing their investigation concerning a man who fell to his death from a 16th-floor night club in Manhattan.
The lead detective said, "We have determined he wasn't a bouncer."

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]