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The Punny Side of Life
- Thread starter rootabaga
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Notes_Norton
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I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
"No sun."
I invested my time reading this meme. I thought I'd share that loss with my friends. 
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant.
"Sorry" says the Maitre d' ...
"... but you can't be seated without a Thai."
"Sorry" says the Maitre d' ...
"... but you can't be seated without a Thai."