damewolf13
live~laugh~love
speaking as a moderator and a admin on more than a few sites my self, i always take these kinds of posts with a huge dose of salt as in my experience there usually only made as a way for the op to try to kiss arse and get him / her self on the fast track to a staff position their selves ( which by the way never quite works out that way ).
as for "When we see a thread we personally know to be obviously re-donk-u-lous, let's just ignore it and let it die of obscurity rather than give the mods any more work to do." erm' thats what there there for and that's what the report button is also there for.
Hmmmm......it would seem to me that if OP was trying for a Mod position, he would be MUCH better behaved most of the time.