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I do sometimes if I'm expecting a call or something. That's my reading time and I'm still using books.
 
One time I had to poop so bad but realized I left my phone downstairs, so I had to button my pants back up, pinch and make the run. Pooping without my phone WILL NOT HAPPEN.
 
Napalm said:
I have to do this, sorry.

Since I don't put my phone in my mouth to talk on it. Not a worry.


Also my that sense, every time to flush you are getting covered is Sh*$. If that is true why bother wiping.

meanwhile I installed the 3 sea shells in my masterbathroom. So no worries

(this website needs more smileys)
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Nice Demolition Man reference. They never did explain the sea shells...
 
Must admit that one struck my funny bone also.
I can vision the running and pinching. Can't decide if that is a good image or not.
 
My phone is like a laxative, I can't drop a duece without it. Peeing is a different story, I won't take it anywhere near the toilet.
 
Wally World said:
I tried that but I got chills when it hit the porcelain at the bottom of the toilet.
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I bend mine is a arc when I sit, Course this is also why I bought a higher, longer toilet for my master bathroom. one of those handicaped jobs. :cool:

Greatest bathroom appliance since the urinal. My next house will have one of those too. wished I had thought of it sooner.
 
bigbadwulff said:
Don't tell anyone but I now sit to pee just so I can use the phone. Shhhh.
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for years, i would never go into a bathroom stall at work. i'd just "hold it" until i got home. now with my X, i go in there and sit down even if all i gotta do is pee. i so look forward to that 5 minutes every day.
 
But do you use the camera?........Perverts!


Napalm said:
well no but the best assumption so far is the idea that its a type of bidet. one to flush, one to wash, one to dry.

makes the most sense.
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If you've spent the last 18 years thinking about how the 3 shells thing works, I worry about you.
 
mlclm said:
You could also make tasker do it whenever angry birds is active.
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Not a bad tasker idea, in fact, if you kno when ur going to visit the bathroom each day, or a break at work, i think u should enable tasker to start angry birds and go into airplane mode at that time every day, or get vlingo or voice actions or some app to do it when u say "I've got to take a sh!+", then it says "Would you like to play Angry Birds?"....lol..
 
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