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"Alright give me a few moments" he calls someone in the back room and you sense magical energy coming from the back. Then an apparently blind man comes out with 2 new swords one with a feint white glow the other with a slight yellow glow. Damage 5-14 + 4-9 elemental damage.

Nami/Zoro mash-up?
 
"Also ,how much can I get these short swords "
I have 2, I think .

A bit of Zoro plus Bolt sword pair of Seven Ninja swordsmen
 
It is up to you guys to get going at this point. Danforth can wait, he has provided all the info he has about the ruins
 
Looks around the penthouse .
"No one is around .I should check out the Angelic Moe's pub .I heard it is an open mic poetry night there "

Leaves to torture people with his poetry ..
Yes :rolleyes: ,I am bored :eek: :p :D
 
feel free to write out your poetry but you need to make it better/worse than both Killer Bee's and Vogon poetry to get PP :p:D
 
moves to the pub and watches a large ground .turns out every poet has to wear a sombrero to compete .
Thinks
"That wont look good >_>"
approaches mic wearing a sombrero

"Moon is the sky
I have to defy
No towel to cry
I swatted a fly
"
"Yeahhhaaaaa "
 
"Did you guys enjoy my eloquent poetry !!"

he is doctor of death though he doesnt look like it
Law and Mihawk are very interesting .
 
gets on stage citing popular demand ...

"9 yards stick
lollipops to lick
make sure the donkey
gives him one last kick"
 
the problem may be the format you use...vogon poetry is a free form style, You seem to be using a corrputed form of something between haiku and iambic pentameter
 
"There is a pub in this town
ran by angels
A cuddly teddy bear
lie in a corner
Hugs needed
A glass of beer in his hands
breaks
thwanggg
It will be remembered .
Ice cream is in the fridge
"
 
"Alright this new poem is know as Sally goes to the town"

"A guy around the corner .
vending tarot cards
some thing blue
around the corner
A loaf of bread
with moulds
legs now feel like
Orange Jelly Beans
Oh la la
Burp
"
 
Now that earns you 1 PP, you have tapped into your inner vogon and Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are begging to be deaf at this moment :D
 
"Alright," I say to Smith, "let's see where T'res and Sparky went,"

"Do you hear that?" I say directing my attention towards the open mic night in progress.

;)
 
Walks into the pub, listens to T'res for a second and has enough, walks back out, and sees Smith and Cain walking his way.

"I think T'resezk has drank too much. Either that or he is the worst poet in the world. Let's grab him and get out of here."
 
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