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Azaghal

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I admit, i cheat my girlfriend.
I want to know if there are an app that we can choose some contacts, and when the app is on those contacts will be invisible.

For ex:

I add to that app the " Ginaxxx " contact.
I activate the app and when "ginaxxx" call me the phone will do anything, even if am touching him. Same for the sms and mms.
When i turn that app off i will see the sms, and the times that " ginaxxx" have tried to call.

That app already exists?
Who will be the first one to do it?

:D

Thanks
 
Azaghal said:
I admit, i cheat my girlfriend.
I want to know if there are an app that we can choose some contacts, and when the app is on those contacts will be invisible.

For ex:

I add to that app the " Ginaxxx " contact.
I activate the app and when "ginaxxx" call me the phone will do anything, even if am touching him. Same for the sms and mms.
When i turn that app off i will see the sms, and the times that " ginaxxx" have tried to call.

That app already exists?
Who will be the first one to do it?

:D



Thanks
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You dont need an app for that. Just save "Ginaxxx" as "Ray Thomas" then when she finds out what you've done at least she'll think your gay too right?
 
Azaghal said:
I admit, i cheat my girlfriend.
I want to know if there are an app that we can choose some contacts, and when the app is on those contacts will be invisible.

For ex:

I add to that app the " Ginaxxx " contact.
I activate the app and when "ginaxxx" call me the phone will do anything, even if am touching him. Same for the sms and mms.
When i turn that app off i will see the sms, and the times that " ginaxxx" have tried to call.

That app already exists?
Who will be the first one to do it?

:D

Thanks
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Based on how poor your grammar is you are obviously not smart enough to get away with it for long, regardless of an app or not.
 
m165 said:
Super private conversation works really well for hiding texts and calls!
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Hi, thanks for the advice, its a very good app.





klownin5643 : Dont worry about me. :)


birthofahero : Nothing against the gay's, but the point is that i always prefere to prevent.

"Based on how poor your grammar is you are obviously not smart enough to get away with it for long"

chrlswltrs : Based that english its one of the 5 languages that i speak, and isn't my mother tongue, i smile at your comment. And based on your comment i see that your are a very wise guy!
BTW, based on the fact that your child uses a rose motorbike instead of a bike you dont dont care about your 's child health.
:)


Since that have buyed an Nokia N gage i had always phones with password. My last phone was an Htc D touch, soo no probs.
Now i have buyed an HTC Desire, and the problem is that even whit the phone blocked, the message appears at the bottom of the screen, and thats horrible.

Thanks super private conversation.

23 years cheating my girlfriends and only discovered 1 time.
:D
 
There was a similar thread over on JeepForum a few years ago and the girlfriend showed up and owned him for all to see. Absolutely priceless!
 
gregs887 said:
There was a similar thread over on JeepForum a few years ago and the girlfriend showed up and owned him for all to see. Absolutely priceless!
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Well thats priceless! LLLOOOOLLLL

No, not using my normal username, not living in the american continent, and my girlfriend uses an windows mobile phone.
:)

And is phone number is 0034555555555 :D
 
Dude, this is horrible :S. CHEATING! Hell what are we teaching children these days! If you find yourself cheating, either you've got attachment issues, or there are issues with your relationship. Either tell her it's over and that you don't love her, or get control of your emotions and work it through.
 
chrlswltrs said:
Based on how poor your grammar is you are obviously not smart enough to get away with it for long, regardless of an app or not.
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:D
Azaghal said:
Hi, thanks for the advice, its a very good app.





klownin5643 : Dont worry about me. :)


birthofahero : Nothing against the gay's, but the point is that i always prefere to prevent.

"Based on how poor your grammar is you are obviously not smart enough to get away with it for long"

chrlswltrs : Based that english its one of the 5 languages that i speak, and isn't my mother tongue, i smile at your comment. And based on your comment i see that your are a very wise guy!
BTW, based on the fact that your child uses a rose motorbike instead of a bike you dont dont care about your 's child health.
:)


Since that have buyed an Nokia N gage i had always phones with password. My last phone was an Htc D touch, soo no probs.
Now i have buyed an HTC Desire, and the problem is that even whit the phone blocked, the message appears at the bottom of the screen, and thats horrible.

Thanks super private conversation.

23 years cheating my girlfriends and only discovered 1 time.
:D
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you really are an idiot

reech said:
I'll be sure to tell her that, next time I see her...
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:D:D

gregs887 said:
There was a similar thread over on JeepForum a few years ago and the girlfriend showed up and owned him for all to see. Absolutely priceless!
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linky?
 
hmm, this guy sounds like such a real winner. in fact so much so, that his girlfriend must be his right hand and he's cheating with his left!lol
p.s. how dare you bring someones child into your rambling bad english nonsense!

thee title of this thread should "am a d.bag"
 
I laughed so hard reading this thread. Ya'll are a real hoot. Odds are if he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him too.
 
kokiangel said:
I laughed so hard reading this thread. Ya'll are a real hoot. Odds are if he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him too.
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Odds are he doesn't even have a girlfriend, lives in some po-dunk town in Mississippi and is an avid attention whore.
 
kokiangel said:
I laughed so hard reading this thread. Ya'll are a real hoot. Odds are if he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him too.
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:D:D:D:D:D

did you ever think of that akmed?
Think off all those times you went down for you girl, when just hours earlier she was probably getting slammed with more tube steak than a meat market stocks. Hope you enjoyed the taste. If your having trouble figuring it out, i put cinnamon in my shampoo, that's what your picking up
 
I've never cheated on my wife and never will, and it seems nobody else on here has ever cheated either judging by the replies. are you all Amish ?
 
@ Azaghal - Getting a different whore every payday isn't exactly cheating on any of them. ;)


Said as a joke - you seem to have a decent attitude about the jests that are being made.
 
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