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Are your loved ones plotting to eat you? Quiz - The Oatmeal
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God, I have a 77% chance... which is funny, because I regularly threaten my children that we are going to cook them in the oven and eat them...
I even tell my oldest child, that was what we did to her older brother... she says she doesn't have an older brother. I tell her..."exactly".
God, I have a 77% chance... which is funny, because I regularly threaten my children that we are going to cook them in the oven and eat them...
I even tell my oldest child, that was what we did to her older brother... she says she doesn't have an older brother. I tell her..."exactly".
They're plotting as we speak.KarmaThey're plotting as we speak.
Well, yeah.. "bite where?" is what the ears of a child hear.
Wear thick shoes, byteware.
