I know this is polkadots' thread, but these sounded fun so I thought I would give them a try.
Have you ever heard of "tribbing?" I just recently heard of it...sounds weird. - I was tribbling ice cream down my chin earlier. Not bad!
Do you like Star Trek? - Yes. It would be cool if police had phasers instead of tazers.
Do you like Star Wars? - Khaaaaannnnnnn! Oh, wait..
If you like both, will you spontaneously combust? - Is that like spontaneous orgasms?
Speaking of spontaneous combustion...do you like Incubus? I think they're great. - I had Incubus for 7th grade algebra. She was mean.
How about Fred Rogers, wasn't he swell? - Was?
Do you enjoy my questions? - They are thought provoking.
What do you think of the spanish inqusition? - You couldn't torquemada anything!
What do you think of Charles Darwin? I think he was a brilliant man and life as we know it would be entirely different without his research and discoveries. - Darwin proved a Beagle has something in common with Galapagos tortoises and finches.
Do you know what a BSL lab is? I've been inside a BSL-3 lab...pretty cool stuff. - Boy Scouts' Labs? You were inside a dog?
Do you have any kids? - On my good days. Otherwise I don't claim them.
If so, what are their names? - Jennifer, Brenda, and Spanky.
What kind of vehicle do you drive? - A motorcycle.
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? - Wait, what? Aren't you reading my answers?