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Ask me anything...

I know this is polkadots' thread, but these sounded fun so I thought I would give them a try. ;)


Have you ever heard of "tribbing?" I just recently heard of it...sounds weird. - I was tribbling ice cream down my chin earlier. Not bad!

Do you like Star Trek? - Yes. It would be cool if police had phasers instead of tazers.

Do you like Star Wars? - Khaaaaannnnnnn! Oh, wait..

If you like both, will you spontaneously combust? - Is that like spontaneous orgasms?

Speaking of spontaneous combustion...do you like Incubus? I think they're great. - I had Incubus for 7th grade algebra. She was mean.

How about Fred Rogers, wasn't he swell? - Was? :eek:

Do you enjoy my questions? - They are thought provoking.

What do you think of the spanish inqusition? - You couldn't torquemada anything!

What do you think of Charles Darwin? I think he was a brilliant man and life as we know it would be entirely different without his research and discoveries. - Darwin proved a Beagle has something in common with Galapagos tortoises and finches.

Do you know what a BSL lab is? I've been inside a BSL-3 lab...pretty cool stuff. - Boy Scouts' Labs? You were inside a dog? :eek:

Do you have any kids? - On my good days. Otherwise I don't claim them.

If so, what are their names? - Jennifer, Brenda, and Spanky.

What kind of vehicle do you drive? - A motorcycle.

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? - Wait, what? Aren't you reading my answers?
 
I answered your questions! Happy to improve the quality of yours...

I can get the lyrics if I'm not watching the video.
 
I answered your questions! Happy to improve the quality of yours...

I can get the lyrics if I'm not watching the video.
So you did. I missed seeing your answers before...sorry!

Why do pancakes taste better than waffles?

How much syrup is too much? Does the activity count?

What does sh*t on a shingle mean?
 
So you did. I missed seeing your answers before...sorry! No worries, mate.

Why do pancakes taste better than waffles? Blueberries, of course. Although that's a tough question...pancakes vs waffles. I love me some ego waffles with peanut butter and syrup. But pancakes with blueberry syrup are delightful. And then there's gingerbread pancakes...sooooo good! Ever had 'em?

How much syrup is too much? Does the activity count? There can be too much syrup! Nothing wrong with some sticky fun, however!

What does sh*t on a shingle mean? No freaking clue. Care to share?

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Blueberries, of course. Although that's a tough question...pancakes vs waffles. I love me some ego waffles with peanut butter and syrup. But pancakes with blueberry syrup are delightful. And then there's gingerbread pancakes...sooooo good! Ever had 'em? - Mmmmmm..blueberrie pancakes with blueberrie syrup! The best!

There can be too much syrup! Nothing wrong with some sticky fun, however! - Nope, never too much syrup! Sticky fun is awesome...especially the licking...

No freaking clue. Care to share? - I don't know the answer, that's why I asked you!

OK, how many strawberries can you eat in one sitting?

Steak or tofu?

Top or bottom?

"Pull my hair!" or "Pinch and twist 'em!"?
 
What does sh*t on a shingle mean?

If I may take this one -
It usually refers to creamed chipped beef on toast. Ugh!

driedbeef.jpg
 
:eek: Cause everyone else is thinking it....

Would you go on a date with me if I were in your neck of the woods... (or if you were in mine for that matter)
 
:eek: Cause everyone else is thinking it....

Would you go on a date with me if I were in your neck of the woods... (or if you were in mine for that matter) Doubtful. Sorry!


That chipped beef...gag. Good Lord that is disgusting looking and sounding.
 
Hmmmm.....inquiring minds want to know....

George Clooney or Brad Pitt?

Unlucky in love or love that was lost?

Liquid Plumber or Drano?

Roofies or chloroform?

Safe word or just keep it safe?

Feel naughty, feel dirty, or "damn that was worth it!"?
 
Can you explain the movie Mullholland Drive to me? Mind you, I'm a David lynch fan but this one is over my head...

And one more fore you sh*t on a shingle fans!

good-chipped-beef.jpg


It's what's for dinner! (for the criminally insane)
 
Normal service has been resumed.... my abject apologies for mistakenly deleting the thread instead of the single intended message. Sorry I didn't realise sooner but I had no 'net access at work today thanks to an ongoing 'upgrade'. :o
 
have you ever dived?


Off a diving board? Yes. SCUBA? No.


Pro Choice or Pro Life?

Choice, though I personally would never opt for an abortion.


Hmmmm.....inquiring minds want to know....

George Clooney or Brad Pitt?

Pitt, for sure.

Unlucky in love or love that was lost?

Love that was lost?

Liquid Plumber or Drano?

Drano.

Roofies or chloroform?

Sounds like a frat party to me.

Safe word or just keep it safe?

Wouldn't you like to know.

Feel naughty, feel dirty, or "damn that was worth it!"?

All of the above.

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