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Ban the person above you

A great noise, at once the sound of rushing wind, pounding waves and bullwhip lightning shook the thread, and as the stillness hinted...

Banned for not riding a rhinoceros.
 
Banned for not knowing that Early is a professional rhinoceros trainer. Thereby, any rhinoceros he would ride, by virtue of the previous sentence, is tame.
 
Banned for having no faith in the power of the unicorn.

Additional ban for referencing another thread to ban me.

(I've done it before though and it is clever and fun :thumbup: )
 
How did you know I was having one? Just started mind you, but, nevertheless that is creepy.

Banned for using Street View to ban me!
 
Banned for the obvious ninja ban as well as not buying the next round.

My grammar is too excellent for one to consider my state one of drunk behavior. I categorically deny a BAL beyond that which the law (California state law) prohibits one from driving a vehicle.
 
Banned for being so drunk that you don't remember that I did buy the first round.

Also:

Banned for pointing out my decreasing ability to tastefully and masterfully maneuver the English language, regardless of the fact that this ban proves that notion to be false. :D
 
Banned for neglecting to realize that your increasing dependency on a vernacular of increasing syllables clearly demonstrates your level of inebriation and soon to be intoxication.
 
Banned [sic]irregardless of the post before mine.

Take note of the grammatical insert, most often found in journalistic writing when publishing an ill-worded quote, denoting my knowledge of the written word.

P.S. Nice ban BTW. Strongly worded and
 
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