Ban the person above you

[psionandy]

Banned because you shirley aren't serious

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for use of profanity on board. Read the terms and conditions.

 

[BuckyOhair]

Banned because no one reads the terms and conditions.

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for failing to follow the terms and conditions. You are still subject to them.

 

[paulbates]

banned for ripping the tags off of mattresses

 

[lectraplayer]

My matress still has the tags.

Banned for invasion of privacy.

 

[lectraplayer]

I'll ban myself for HTML errors.

 

[huh]

banned for having an echo

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for illicit use of magic. Call these storms off immediately.

 

[paulbates]

banned because there are no licit uses of magic

 

[lectraplayer]

A common magician's lie. The ban stands.

Also banned for lying on record.

 

[paulbates]

lying on LPs sounds irritating, i would not do that. banned for absurdity.

 

[huh]

banned for not exercising your right to be silent

 

[paulbates]

i'm silent to the right and vocal to the left. banned for political polarity misalignment

 

[huh]

banned for munchausen's political polarity misalignment by -proxy!

 

[paulbates]

i'll see your Munchausen and raise you a Stockholm... ban

 

[huh]

OK...and I raise you...a Liszomanis phenomenon! and a ban

 

[paulbates]

concession ban

 

[paulbates]

and ban myself for lying down on the job (i had to look that &^%$ up, not going to lie.. about that)

 

[BuckyOhair]

Banned for self banning

 

[paulbates]

id versus ego ban

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for inadequate absurdity.

 

[BuckyOhair]

Banned because my ego killed off my Id years ago.

 

[paulbates]

banned for schizophrenia... no.... wait, shut up, i was here first

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for proper absurdity.