Ban the person above you

[paulbates]

Ichabod Crane ban

 

[lectraplayer]

Ichabod-on-the-door ban

 

[paulbates]

4 on the floor ban

 

[boyo1991]

3 no avatars in a row, yo banned brah

 

[Granite1]

Don't taze me bro ban

 

[boyo1991]

Improper use of the word brah.

Imidiate ban.

 

[Kaat72]

Banned for giving yourself a ban

 

[Granite1]

Self delusion is a powerful ban

 

[Clementine_3]

For that you get a watered-down diluted ban.

 

[Hadron]

We don't want any homeopathic placebo bans here. Have a real one

 

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

Banned because I haven't banned since the 17th of April.

 

[Clementine_3]

Here. Allow me. You're banned.

 

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

Banned for joining AF five months before me.

 

[Clementine_3]

Jealousy ban, you just wish you were a Johnny on the spot joiner like I am.

 

[lectraplayer]

Johnny On The Spot ban

 

[no one]

And this year's winner for the lifetime ban award goes to, the one, the only, lectraplayer. Congratulations. Included with your winning is a nice long zero expenses paid trip to the void. Enjoy your stay. It was not our pleasure in dealing with you. If you have any comments on how we could improve, we don't care! Toodles.

 

[Hadron]

Banned for saying "Toodles" in a public place.

 

[no one]

First Amendment violation ban.

 

[Kaat72]

Pretty basic straight forward ban. No milk or sugar, thanks.

 

[Granite1]

No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea ban

 

[no one]

Well then, you receive one mighty ban!

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for using fake bans. Also banned for not paying for my trip to the void. They sent me back for invalid credentials. You're stuck with me now No One.

 

[no one]

Rubber and glue ban

 

[Taylorl813]

Banned for being no one.

 

[no one]

This ban was tailored to fit you perfectly.