Ban the person above you

[no one]

Sit Ubu sit, good dog ban.

 

[WendellG]

Banned because I LOL'd and now my boss knows I am goofing off instead of working....

 

[no one]

Slacker ban.

 

[Kaat72]

Twisting your Oreo is the wrong direction ban.

 

[WendellG]

Banned for twisting your Oreo....

Everyone knows you dunk it whole into a glass of milk!

 

[MadDeveloper]

Banned because I can't drink regular milk like that

 

[psionandy]

Banned for drinking milk in abnormal ways...

 

[MadDeveloper]

Banned because I haven't seen you in a while

 

[no one]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder ban

 

[MadDeveloper]

No one is nonexistent ban

 

[psionandy]

Banned for getting in the way of my "Absinthe makes the mind go wonder ban"

 

[Gr8guyinSF]

Banned for catching up banning each other on this banning thread instead of doing it over coffee ban

 

[no one]

Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato ban

 

[Clementine_3]

Meh, straight up black the way god intended it to be except maybe for a shot of whisky ban.

 

[Hadron]

Banned for diluting your whisky with coffee

(Though in your defence that is the correct way to drink coffee).

 

[no one]

Irish eyes are smiling ban.

 

[bcrichster]

Pretending to be offended at everything ban

 

[WendellG]

Happy Friday Ban

 

[no one]

Every Day Is Exactly The Same Ban

 

[Bg260]

Banned for Amorphism.

 

[bcrichster]

Banned because Amorphis is actually a Band.

 

[Clementine_3]

So you just executed a band ban, well, right back at you...call it a rubber band ban if you will.

 

[Kaat72]

A too tight around the wrist rubber band ban, that is.

 

[no one]

Banned rubber band ban.

 

[MadDeveloper]

Ball of rubber bands ban