Ban the person above you

[dontpanicbobby]

@hiredgun banned for not using Google.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for executing multiple totalitarian bans upon multiple Phandroid netizens

 

[psionandy]

Banned... because the first letters in his thread spell out BFEMTBUMPN

and thats just plain rude!

 

[Clementine_3]

BUMPN

Well, now you're banned for trying to slyly resurrect the 'please don't bump this' thread.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for shutting off the Livestream of Awesome games done quick in the break room at work during the Super Metroid race.

 

[no one]

What you say is a crime man, now you receive a prime ban.

 

[Rob]

Banned for making me lol while eating ramen in public due to notification hilariousness

 

[codezer0]

Banned for assaulting the supply truckers for, in their words, "demanding extra sausage at gun point."

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for bringing the sausage party to a gun fight

 

[codezer0]

Banned. Reason: Bringing a combat knife to a lightsaber fight.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for assuming I brought anything less than a double lightsaber

 

[codezer0]

Banned for getting KO'd in street fighter via Dan Hibiki's Gadouken.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for assuming I would be KOd by Gadouken with a double lightsaber swirling around

 

[Hadron]

I'm going to take off and ban you all from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned because it is my birthday and I can.

 

[Hadron]

Happy Birthday

Take the day off. And to help you do so, you're banned until tomorrow.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banning any days off because it's my birthday and I still have to work, and thus banning you again for trying to get me in trouble with work

 

[Clementine_3]

Birthday ban, and happy!
Also banned because whining. I had to work yesterday even though the office was closed due to weather. Another ban for you just because presents are fun.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for taking my pragmatism on my birthday as whining

 

[psionandy]

Antidisestablishmentarianism Ban

 

[codezer0]

Antidisestablishmentarianism Ban

Banned for using a thesaurus to cheat at Scrabble.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for committing murder to cheat at Clue.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for being an actual sock puppet.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for hallucinating imaginary puppets

 

[codezer0]

Banned for dealing cocaine at Al Pacino's house.