Ban the person above you

[Clementine_3]

Birthday ban!!
Happy!

 

[codezer0]

Status: Banned
Duration: 12/31/9999
Reason: Playing Yu-gi-oh with his dog and sent poor pup to the Shadow Realm.

 

[mikedt]

Banned for just playing Yu-Gi-Oh.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for not saving the entire multiverse

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for still saving this world...

 

[mikedt]

Banned for not saving anything.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned to not make a bank account...

 

[Hadron]

Banned for resurrecting this thread 7 posts ago.

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned for taking 7 threads worth to catch on.

 

[no one]

It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop ban.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for posting without due care and attention.

 

[Bg260]

Banned for not minding the gap.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Banned for bridging the gap.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Banned for destroying that bridge...

 

[codezer0]

Banned, for attempting to sell the Brooklyn bridge to a senior citizen.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for asking if he got club card points for buying bridges

 

[codezer0]

Banned for asking if he got club card points for buying bridges

Status:

1. Account: Banned
2. Ip address: banned
3. Alts: banned
4. Subnet range: Banned
5. Facial recognition : Banned
6. DNA: banned

Duration: Permanent. No appeals allowed under any circumstances.

Reason(s):

• Funding the Emoji movie
• Telling Sony Pictures, under overtly optimistic expectations, the movie would be a commercial success
• Posting favorable reviews under (67) fraudulent, forged identities to provide quotes used in the promotional material for the Emoji movie
• Hosting a screening of the emoji movie at a local children's hospital. Over 200 cases of terminal ocular, and/or aural, cancer have been diagnosed with each screening.
• Under fraudulent means, convincing the united arab emirates, to repeal their foreign cinema ban, in favor of screening the emoji movie in the country, creating an international incident that will take centuries to quell, and reigniting conditions of war in the middle east.

There is no redemption.

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned.
End of chat - no explanation needed.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for providing an explanation when there was no need.

 

[Unforgiven]

Banned because I have that button

 

[psionandy]

Banned for never shutting up about his button...

... seriously.. 34,818 posts on this forum and every last one of them is about his button.

Its always button this, or button that... or have you seen my button... or my button is so great.

 

[Unforgiven]

Banned for making me actually LOL.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for, unlike his namesake, forgiving someone.

 

[Bg260]

Banned for excessive banning.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for excessive banning.

Banned for setting up residence on a famous president's burial ground.