Ban the person above you

[beowulf7]

Banned again for mis-banning.

 

[teh_dude]

banned cuz I need to sleep. did you see the spam post that was there for a short time earlier? it was huge and obnoxious! lol

 

[beowulf7]

Banned b/c of the teaser of having a huge and obnoxious spam post that I missed.

 

[ardchoille]

banned for missing a spam post.

 

[teh_dude]

I should've screencapped it. Here's the guy, now banned for real, who posted it: Android Forums - View Profile: AddecyGed



Oh, um....banned for....not....um....banned for having a better phone than me.

 

[beowulf7]

(LOL, too bad for that guy.)

Banned for living in the D/FW area and dealing w/ 38 consec. days of 100+ temps.

Oh wait, so do I.

 

[teh_dude]

lol.....banned because i still haven't slept yet.

 

[blkbeltkid17]

Banned for needing sleep

 

[teh_dude]

banned for reminding me, and for having your one-liner posts take up an inordinate amount of blank space for no damn reason other than the combined length of your avatar and devices list on the left. lol.

 

[G.Armour]

Banned from my Phandroid app

 

[BabyBlues]

Banned for using the app rather than working

 

[G.Armour]

Banned cause I am on medical lrave

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned cause I am on medical lrave

Dyslexia qualifies for medical leave? Banned.

 

[Frisco]

Banned for bean spelink puleece.

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned for bean spelink puleece.

Know, know, know...knot speeling polease. Their iz sum freud going on hear! Banned.

 

[Frisco]

Banned for making me laugh out loud, lending credence and validity to a tired old internet abbreviation.

 

[BabyBlues]

Banned for making me have to explain to coworkers why I busted out laughing

 

[teh_dude]

Banned, because well, how'd that one go over? lol..

 

[BabyBlues]

Banned cause they laughed too

 

[teh_dude]

lol. Banned because now this is just becoming a conversation of normal statements preceded with "Banned cuz...."

 

[BabyBlues]

Banned for thinking anything is normal. What is normal?

 

[G.Armour]

Banned because normal is over rated

 

[Tommy78]

Banned because there is no such thing as "normal".

 

[teh_dude]

All three of you are banned for reading waaaayyy too much into my use of the word "normal". Because you could not understand, I'll rephrase lol:

"Banned because this is now becoming a conversation about day-to-day random things, similar to how many other conversations are about day-to-day random things, but with one extra, atypical condition: every statement must begin with "Banned for/because....".

 

[beowulf7]

Banned for typing too much explaining why you're banning them.